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Siegfried Farnon’s racecourse veterinary job assessment at Brawton

All Creatures Great and Small

Siegfried Farnon’s racecourse veterinary job assessment at Brawton is a prospective career turning point that unravels into an accidental comic test of priorities. The North West Racing Circuit is considering him for a specialist supervisory post, but the day meant to let its officials assess his suitability becomes dominated by an old friendship, a misplaced car key and an improbable offer of transport. When the appointment later goes to Herbert Jarvis, Siegfried responds not with regret but with relief: the apparent failure becomes, in his view, a fortunate escape from a life that would have made him miserable.

The proposed appointment

The assessment begins with a long blue envelope from Major General H. W. St. J. Ransom, inviting Siegfried to Brawton races on Saturday. At first the invitation seems unremarkable. Its importance emerges when Siegfried explains to James Herriot that it is a trial: General Ransom, a senior figure in the North West Racing Circuit, will bring a colleague to examine him for the position. The invitation is therefore both a day at the races and an informal professional examination.

The circuit is seeking a veterinary surgeon to supervise all its meetings. A local veterinary surgeon would ordinarily attend races held in that town and remain available if a horse were injured; the proposed supervisor would have wider duties, including dealing with suspected doping. Siegfried understands the post to require specialist judgment as well as familiarity with racing. He has heard that officials may consider him suitable, but has not met the colleague who will help assess him. Their plan is to spend the day with him and form an impression.

The opportunity does not require him to leave general practice, but it would take him to racecourses for about three days each week. Siegfried wonders whether that commitment might be too much, while James reacts with a chill at the prospect of losing so much of his colleague’s time to another professional world. The possibility thus carries mixed stakes from the outset: distinction and specialist responsibility for Siegfried, but a substantial change to the working rhythm James values.

A promising start, then an interruption

At first, Siegfried appears to make an excellent impression. At lunch he is thoroughly at ease with smoked salmon, cold chicken and champagne. He discusses racing knowledgeably with the men and charms their wives; Mrs. Ransom, described as tough, simpers as he marks her race card. James judges that if the appointment depended on Siegfried’s behaviour over lunch, he would already have secured it. In the paddock, Siegfried takes in the crowds, bookmakers, horses, jockeys and trainers with evident pleasure, looking like someone confident of a successful day.

The professional business becomes more immediate after the first race. Merryweather, the course veterinary surgeon, is told that a horse which slipped at the last bend remains down and may not get up. He sets off in his car, and invites Siegfried and James to come along. They race across the course towards the bend. Merryweather fears that the horse may have a fracture and says that shooting horses is the part of the work he hates most. The incident brings the assessment close to the practical responsibilities that the supervisory role would entail, although the account does not state what happened to the fallen horse.

Before the day can remain focused on the racecourse work, someone beyond the rails calls to Siegfried. He recognizes the stout, red-faced man as Stewart Brannon, a fellow student from veterinary college. Siegfried introduces him to James as an old college colleague. James already knows something of Stewart from the late-night conversations he and Siegfried have had at Skeldale House: Siegfried had overtaken Stewart in their course and qualified while Stewart was still struggling in his third year. His recollections combined unambitiousness, dislike of study and neglect of washing and shaving with childlike ingenuousness, warmth towards other people and an unshakeable cheerfulness.

Siegfried immediately leaves Merryweather and the assessment party to spend time with his old friend. He takes Stewart by the arm and goes with him to find a drink. The reunion lasts for more than two hours. When they finally leave the bar, Siegfried remembers that he arrived with a party who must be waiting; he says Stewart should meet them, assuming they will understand that the friends have not seen each other for years. The assessment’s polished lunch has given way to a reunion whose duration Siegfried seems not to have noticed.

The journey out of the racecourse

The party is ready to leave, and General Ransom makes clear that they have been waiting and want to go home. Siegfried agrees, then searches his pockets for the ignition key. His search becomes methodical and prolonged: after repeatedly feeling through his pockets, he shuts his eyes, thinks, and lays their contents out one by one on the bonnet. James’s concern grows as the pile increases. Siegfried has drunk more whisky than James, and its delayed effect is now visible in his swaying, the bowler hat slipping over one eyebrow and the objects he keeps dropping.

When General Ransom loses patience and demands to know whether Siegfried has the key, Stewart quietly steps forward. He whispers to Siegfried, who thanks him for saving the situation and tells the party that Stewart will provide transport, having gone to fetch his car from another car park. The rescue turns out to be its own spectacle. Stewart’s vehicle is a tiny Austin Seven, made to look smaller still by his bulk. Its rusted maroon paint and cracked windows mark it as an early model; the tourer’s missing hood has been replaced by a homemade canvas cover secured to twisted struts with loops of string.

The improvised interior is no better suited to carrying the waiting party. There is no passenger seat, only sacks, and no rear seats, only rough boxes labelled for American apples. Medicine bottles, stethoscopes, powders and syringe cases protrude among them, making the car an extension of Stewart’s veterinary work as well as an unlikely escape vehicle. Siegfried tries to recover his standing with the party by offering to clean the windscreen. His attempt fails completely: he is polishing the glass with a dead hen. The assessment day’s social confidence and professional promise have ended in a scene of helpless embarrassment, though Siegfried himself does not appear to treat the mishap as a lasting disgrace.

The appointment and Siegfried’s reassessment

A couple of weeks later, Siegfried reads the morning paper over his third cup of coffee and learns that Herbert Jarvis, a former captain in the Royal Army Veterinary Corps, has been appointed supervisory veterinary surgeon to the North West Circuit. Siegfried knows Jarvis and considers him a good choice for the job. He shows no visible disappointment, and James, who has been looking for a sign of regret, finds none.

Instead, Siegfried concludes that the outcome was for the best. He believes he was never meant to get the appointment and would have been miserable if he had. He attributes Stewart’s appearance that day to providence, heaven or something similar, then turns his attention back to the hills and the work they share. The ending reverses the apparent direction of the event: what began as a test for advancement concludes with the value of Siegfried’s existing life reaffirmed. The racecourse post is not secured, but neither does its loss become a defeat in his own account.

The assessment’s narrative force lies in the collision between the professional role Siegfried might have taken on and the ties that draw him away from it. The day offers evidence of his racing knowledge and social ease, then lets an old friendship displace the planned evaluation. Its comedy comes not from a formal judgment of Siegfried’s veterinary competence—the evidence does not report such a verdict—but from the contrast between the appointment’s specialist seriousness and the lost key, the makeshift Austin and the dead hen. Jarvis’s appointment settles the career question; Siegfried’s contented response settles what that outcome means to him.